A Blog for the REAL, True, Middle-Class WORKING PERSON.
19FEB08
REAL “PLAIN SPEAK” & Only “STRAIGHT TALK” … here & NOW.
Hey there – how are you today? Forgive me. Please allow me to introduce myself …
I’m “the guy” … that moved all that furniture from and to all those houses – and now has had three spine-surgeries, and suffers arthritis LITERALLY, from head-to-toe (all the while puttin’-up with all the bitching and kvetching over some stupid broken item inside the box – THAT SOME OTHER DUMB ASS PACKED !!!)
I’m “the guy” … that bloodied his already busted, oil and grease-covered knuckles, slaving over the engine of some damned stinkin’ Saab – all the while leaning under the hood for an hour-and-a-half – only further busting this already BUSTED BACK!!!
I’m “the guy” …who has saved precious tax-dollars by taking local drunks, penny-ante dope-dealers & dope-takers, and all-american street punks out of jail, so they could experience a li’l “Due-Process” – AND THEN CHASED THEIR ASSES DOWN, AND LOCKED `EM BACK UP WHEN THEY FAILED TO PARTICIPATE IN SAID DUE-PROCESS.
And “I am the guy”, who volunteered for the United States Military – oh yeah – i am “him”.
So I have a bit more than just “a clue” when I say this to you tonight my brothers and sisters: The next time some half-assed, pompous-dick “doctor” or corporate-flag-waving, stinking-ass “lawyer” (or worse yet, the fat-assed, no-account wife of one or the other), or anybody else, who mainly “works” with their mouth – or sits on their over-stuffed ass for “a Living”, for that matter, asks you to perform some ridiculous sort of “Manuel” Labor FUNCTION – simply tell `em that you’re “Practicing” Moving Furniture for-a-Living, or that you’re a “Practicing” mechanic – or that you have a “PRACTICE”, defending the likes of their stupid-ass from ALL ENEMIES – FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC“. And then give `em YOUR Rates for YOUR “practice” … and if they don’t like it – TELL `EM THEY CAN SUCK YOUR BUSTED ASS!!!
Have a great night everybody! See ya tomorrow!!